First, I swear to a Mennonite God that every word of this is true. You cannot make this shit up. I was throwing a birthday party for Kate’s 40th birthday party and was amazed to find myself so prepared that I had a blissful 30 minutes all to myself before packing the cooler and dashing out the door. This is super rare, as I’m the last second girl, frantically tossing stuff and running, … [Read more...]
Archives for January 2013
I am THE WEEBLE
January 1, 2013 By
** Sorry about yelling. I’m also sorry about the metaphors in here. They are exhausting. You might need a nap before reading this. Despondent. It’s not a happy word. I’ve been there; I’ve lived it. My ex of 16 years ditched me for another, a “dear and close friend.” This was a few years back. I suppose everyone has been through this in one way or the other. When you're going through … [Read more...]
