Archives for April 2013

Don’t Be a Chimp

Walker:  Do you think we come from gorillas, Mama? Me:  No, chimpanzees. Walker:  Whatever.  Some kind of primate? Me:  Yeah, totally.  For example, you're a total chimp. Walker:  MAMA! … [Read more...]

Yeah, I am a Crazy Chicken Lady

I'm out in the yard, with a shovel, sipping red zin, watching the skies (wait for it)....like a hawk. And, for the hawk. I'm full on alert, ready to do battle if it comes to that, although I would prefer to not harm to a gorgeous raptor. That said, I'm keeping four feet between myself and the chickens. I hear everything. Every squirrel. Every different bird cry. See the cardinal pair that … [Read more...]