Walker: Do you think we come from gorillas, Mama?
Me: No, chimpanzees.
Walker: Whatever. Some kind of primate?
Me: Yeah, totally. For example, you’re a total chimp.
Walker: MAMA!
Don’t Be a Chimp
April 28, 2013 By
Skinny on Me
I was named for a hurricane that spawned a tornado that blew the roof off of my parents' apartment building, when my mother was pregnant with me. The roof landed on their car, pancaking it. The bedroom window shattered nearly lacerating my grandfather ; the rain blew in … [Continue reading]
