Nom De Plumage

We wanted to add a couple of chickens to the flock.   But we didn't think it would be because we have to rehome our beloved Mary.  Ultimately, the Rooster.   We still aren't 100% that Mary is a rooster, but he's aggressive, built like a brick house, and beautifully iridescently feathered.  And he appears to be growing spurs on his back legs and saddle feathers. Oh yeah--and he … [Read more...]

Don’t Be a Chimp

Walker:  Do you think we come from gorillas, Mama? Me:  No, chimpanzees. Walker:  Whatever.  Some kind of primate? Me:  Yeah, totally.  For example, you're a total chimp. Walker:  MAMA! … [Read more...]

Thing about a Heavy Heart: A Eulogy to Osho

It’s a simple little phrase, but the thing that describes how pain or loss feels: heavy heart.  That’s if you are lucky to feel, because sometimes the pain is too much and your body takes over and shuts it down.  And then you’re numb.  You feel nothing, let alone your heart-space. So, if you are lucky enough to feel, it’s a physical thing, not really a metaphor.  It’s like something of heft is … [Read more...]

House Spider Giganticus Will Eat You

Kate goes to bed at a decent hour because she has to get up at an unholy hour.   Not me. I usually drag up later once I’m filled up on my fancy pants tv shows.  And let me tell you that I cannot get my fill of homosexual vampires, fairies, and demons lurking in the great Southern bayou.  But my show wrapped in a profusion of violence and people being drained of their lifeblood and I figured it … [Read more...]

Rooster & The Beag

The tennis match was fun, but I was looking forward to my meatloaf during the entire last set.  Apparently, I was not the only one.  Walter  “Roo-Roo”  Rooster was waiting to see where I’d land. Rylee The Beag hedged her bets and was camped out on the end of the couch. Note in first photo they feign to check out the room at large. Heads turned.  Like, “Hey, what a co-inky-dink that we are … [Read more...]