Pour Drama on Your Wound

My soapbox is out.  This is a public service announcement. Some people stub a toe.  Some trip and break an arm.  Some, like my client, tackle a thief caught red-handed in his office at GA Tech, stealing computers and other expensive office equipment.  Like a super hero, Clark (as in Kent) threw himself at the perp-bastard.  The story goes that they tussled and the end result was that my client … [Read more...]

They Want to Shoot Things I’d Rather Cuddle

I was at the lake in remote Alabama this weekend, like I often am.  And when you have things done at the lake, you often call on fellas that sport camouflage hats and pants, beards and deadpan expressions, men that arrive in pick ‘em up trucks, y’all.  With gun racks.  You might as well not be a man in Alabama without the gun rack. And I bonded with the son of the seawall man.  He was cute and … [Read more...]

My Cat is a Tranny

Walter the cat is. He really is. And I don’t mean that Walter cross dresses because that’s just silly. He’s more of a transpecies rather than transgendered. Although if he sashayed by in a dress, I wouldn’t be that shocked. He’s an anything-is-possible kind of puss. He has a sardonic wit with an appreciation for electric adventure, even if he prefers khakis and Brooks Brothers shirts. … [Read more...]

Somebody Bring Me Some Less Narcissist Story-telling

We began the evening at a Mexican restaurant near the concert hall.  It was a pleasant evening in the ATL, with a little rain, but the temp was nice.  We all wore our lesbian attire in jacket wear:  either black leather, oversized camp jacket, or fleece.  It’s a requirement, y’all—especially if you’re on your way to a Melissa Etheridge concert. We decided that we would stick together, as a … [Read more...]

Southern Ghosts Don’t Play, Y’all

Lately, I’ve been doing a fair amount of ghost-hunting.  Most of it an occupational bonus, with my day job of historic renovations. Yes, I’m serious.  If you are a non-believer or already think I’m full of shit, I get it.  There are websites for you and mine won’t be one of them.  You are a left brain sort and you loved organic chemistry, excelled on the debate team, and currently work as a … [Read more...]