Tonight Patrick and Walker devised the menu and our wine choices were between Cabernet and Pinto (which is either horse meat or some obscure galloping wine branded in the Midwest. )
We were unclear as to our choices.
We later learned that pinto was meant as Pinot.
Lobster tail was on the menu.
Patrick: is it a fish or a crab?
Me: it’s a crustacean.
Patrick: it is pretty crust
Merry Christmas!