Yodeling Pickle: A Gift That is NOT Kermit’s Penis

You know how the Universe throws shit at you? Yeah you do. Like, you’re going along and minding your Ps and Qs and then BAM!  Something happens that renders you into a quivering pile of cytoplasm. Or maybe it was some fabulous thing like falling smack dab in love. Or getting a tasty work promotion or adopting a new adorable kitten and finding that kitten likes to sleep wrapped around … [Read more...]