I am writing this with one eye. That might not be wholly accurate, as my fingers are doing the typing, not the left eyeball. The right eye is swollen shut. Well, not entirely true either--it’s glued shut with the gel of an aloe vera plant. The literal piece of the aloe vera plant’s tip. What a random and lucky break that we shot that commercial for the Eastern Bank of Boston. What a … [Read more...]
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Garden Cyclops
May 8, 2013 By Kara O'Brien
Filed Under: Stepping in a Steaming Pile Tagged With: aloe vera, bitching on itch, chickens, cyclops, garden enemies, garden hazards, hell on a vine, insane, itch, ivy in the eye, moments in time, one eye, poison ivy, scratching, shitstorm